Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th February 2014

Dilbert//9071, first published twelve years ago on Friday 14th February 2014

Tags

anger competition (psychology) employees difficult coworkers methods against me need to know counter neasures learn tricks business

Official transcript

Alice: Can I sign up for a workshop on how to deal with difficult co-workers? People will be using those methods against me, and I need to know how to thwart their countermeasures. Boss: Will you leave my office if I say yes? Alice: Where did you learn that trick?!!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN I SIGN UP FOR A WORKSHOP ON HOW TO DEAL WITH DIFFICULT COWORKERS?

PEOPLE WILL BE USING THOSE METHODS AGAINST ME, AND I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO THWART THEIR COUNTERMEASURES.

WILL YOU LEAVE MY OFFICE IF I SAY YES?

WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT TRICK? !!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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