Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th February 2014

Dilbert//9075, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 18th February 2014

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ignorance (knowledge) sleeping & waking up five hours of sleep sleep deprivation lowers intelligence 1000% raise

Official transcript

Boss: I'm training myself to get by on five hours of sleep per night. Carol: Studies show that sleep deprivation lowers your functional intelligence. Boss: Not it not be doesn't. Carol? Can I have a thousand percent raise?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M TRAINING MYSELF TO GET BY ON FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP PER NIGHT.

STUDIES SHOW THAT SLEEP DEPRIVATION LOWERS YOUR FUNCTIONAL INTELLIGENCE.

NO IT NOT BE DOESN'T.

CAN I HAVE A THOUSAND PERCENT RAISE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Sleep Deprivation"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a man and his boss. The man claims to be training himself to get by on five hours of sleep per night, but his boss is skeptical. The boss cites studies that show sleep deprivation lowers functional intelligence, and asks if the man can have a thousand percent raise. The man responds that he doesn't think it's possible, implying that he is not capable of performing his job well due to lack of sleep. The comic strip humorously highlights the consequences of sleep deprivation and the absurdity of expecting someone to perform at their best on minimal sleep.

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