Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th February 2014

Dilbert//9075, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 18th February 2014

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ignorance (knowledge) sleeping & waking up five hours of sleep sleep deprivation lowers intelligence 1000% raise

Official transcript

Boss: I'm training myself to get by on five hours of sleep per night. Carol: Studies show that sleep deprivation lowers your functional intelligence. Boss: Not it not be doesn't. Carol? Can I have a thousand percent raise?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M TRAINING MYSELF TO GET BY ON FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP PER NIGHT.

STUDIES SHOW THAT SLEEP DEPRIVATION LOWERS YOUR FUNCTIONAL INTELLIGENCE.

NO IT NOT BE DOESN'T.

CAN I HAVE A THOUSAND PERCENT RAISE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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