Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th February 2014

Dilbert//9076, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 19th February 2014

Tags

death & dying inventions cryonics preserve brain transhumanism robot body staus update favors repaid

Official transcript

Dilbert: Cryonics will allow me to preserve my brain until the age of transhumanism so I can live forever in a robot body. Boss: Dilbert, I need a status update on why your last status wasn't updated. Dilbert: Please kill me now. Wally: I don't do favors that can't be repaid.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CRYONICS WILL ALLOW ME TO PRESERVE MY BRAIN UNTIL THE AGE OF TRANSHUMANISM SO I CAN LIVE FOREVER IN A ROBOT BODY.

DILBERT, I NEED A STATUS UPDATE ON WHY YOUR LAST STATUS WASN'T UPDATED.

PLEASE KILL ME NOW.

I DON'T DO FAVORS THAT CAN T BE REPAID.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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