Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th February 2014

Dilbert//9081, first published twelve years ago on Monday 24th February 2014

Tags

costumes deception downtrodden employee awesome person in disguise spider eggs bosses coffee survive learned knowledge is over rated

Official transcript

Boss: Hello, downtrodden employee. I am one of you, and not an awesome person in disguise. Carol: I put spider eggs in my boss's coffee in the hope that some survive and burrow out of his body. Catbert: What have you learned so far? Boss: I learned that knowledge is overrated.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO, DOWNTRODDEN EMPLOYEE. I AM ONE OF YOU, AND NOT AN AWESOME PERSON IN DISGUISE.

I PUT SPIDER EGGS IN MY BOSS'S COFFEE IN THE HOPE THAT SOME SURVIVE AND BURROW OUT OF HIS BODY.

WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED SO FAR?

I LEARNED THAT KNOWLEDGE IS OVERRATED

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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