Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th February 2014

Dilbert//9082, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 25th February 2014

Tags

business ethics obliviousness million units customers happy our goals their goals this quarter

Official transcript

CEO: Our goal is to ship a million units this quarter. Dilbert: Do we have any goals that involve making customers happy? CEO: I'm talking about our goals, not their goals. Boss: Totally different.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR GOAL IS TO SHIP A MILLION UNITS THIS QUARTER.

DO WE HAVE ANY GOALS THAT INVOLVE MAKING CUSTOMERS HAPPY?

I'M TALKING ABOUT OUR GOALS, NOT THEIR GOALS.

TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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