Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th February 2014

Dilbert//9084, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 27th February 2014

Tags

cruelty frustration achieved golas secret goals set for you failed to achieve anger exact situation

Official transcript

Dilbert: I'm happy to report that I achieved every goal you set for me last year. Boss: But you failed to achieve the secret goals I set for you. Dilbert: Why would you have secret goals for me?!! Boss: For this exact situation.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM HAPPY TO REPORT THAT I ACHIEVED EVERY GOAL YOU SET FOR ME LAST YEAR.

BUT YOU FAILED TO ACHIEVE THE SECRET GOALS I SET FOR YOU.

WHY WOULD YOU HAVE SECRET GOALS FOR ? !!

FOR THIS

SITUATION

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Secret to Success"

Summary:

This 'Dilbert' comic strip humorously portrays a conversation between an employee and their boss. The employee proudly reports achieving all their goals from the previous year, only to be met with skepticism by the boss, who claims that the employee failed to achieve secret goals. The employee is perplexed, asking why they would have secret goals, and the boss responds that it is for an "exact situation." The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of vague and unattainable goals, highlighting the absurdity of having secret objectives that are not clearly defined.

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