Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th February 2014

Dilbert//9084, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 27th February 2014

Tags

cruelty frustration achieved golas secret goals set for you failed to achieve anger exact situation

Official transcript

Dilbert: I'm happy to report that I achieved every goal you set for me last year. Boss: But you failed to achieve the secret goals I set for you. Dilbert: Why would you have secret goals for me?!! Boss: For this exact situation.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM HAPPY TO REPORT THAT I ACHIEVED EVERY GOAL YOU SET FOR ME LAST YEAR.

BUT YOU FAILED TO ACHIEVE THE SECRET GOALS I SET FOR YOU.

WHY WOULD YOU HAVE SECRET GOALS FOR ? !!

FOR THIS

SITUATION

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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