Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th February 2014

Dilbert//9085, first published twelve years ago on Friday 28th February 2014

Tags

frustration work ethic drink lots of coffee disrespect authority reading my goals before signing accomplish stuff feels good

Official transcript

Boss: For some reason, your written goals for last year were "Drink lots of coffee"

and "Disrespect authority."

Wally: Maybe next year your goal should be something about reading my goals before you sign them. Accomplishing stuff feels good. You should try it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FOR SOME REASON, YOUR WRITTEN GOALS FOR LAST YEAR WERE "DRINK LOTS OF COFFEE" AND "DISRESPECT AUTHORITY." MAYBE NEXT YEAR YOUR GOAL SHOULD BE SOMETHING ABOUT READING MY GOALS BEFORE YOU SIGN THEM.

ACCOMPLISHING STUFF FEELS GOOD.

YOU SHOULD TRY IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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