Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th March 2014

Dilbert//9093, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 8th March 2014

Tags

choosing thinking tests orange buttons more clicks than green lost faith human intelligence green looks better liberated tyranny of thinking

Official transcript

Dilbert: Our A-B tests show that orange buttons get 13% more clicks than green. I have now officially lost all faith in human intelligence. Boss: Stick with the green. It looks better. Dilbert: Sure. I feel liberated from the tyranny of thinking.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR A-B TESTS SHOW THAT ORANGE BUTTONS GET 13% MORE CLICKS THAN GREEN.

I HAVE NOW OFFICIALLY LOST ALL FAITH IN HUMAN INTELLIGENCE.

STICK WITH THE GREEN. IT LOOKS BETTER.

SURE. I FEEL LIBERATED FROM THE TYRANNY OF THINKING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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