Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th March 2014

Dilbert//9092, first published twelve years ago on Friday 7th March 2014

Tags

stress experiment flattened organization best play beat each other coffee mugs smooth transition science

Official transcript

Boss: Our experiment with flattened organization failed. I'm your boss again. Dilbert: I think our best pay here is to beat each other to death with our coffee mugs. Boss: No one said the transition would be smooth. Dilbert: Make the first one count.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR EXPERIMENT WITH A FLATTENED ORGANIZATION FAILED.

I'M YOUR BOSS AGAIN I THINK OUR BEST PLAY HERE IS TO BEAT EACH OTHER TO DEATH WITH OUR COFFEE MUGS.

NO ONE SAID THE TRANSITION WOULD BE SMOOTH.

MAKE THE FIRST ONE COUNT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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