Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th March 2014

Dilbert//9097, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 12th March 2014

Tags

competition (psychology) mobile (cell) phones money tiny screen enormous phone expensive paid mortgage phone with tiny screen

Official transcript

Topper: I see you have a phone with a tiny screen. That must be embarrassing compared to my enormous phone. Dilbert: Is it expensive? Topper: It paid off my mortgage by mining Bitcoins. Topper

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOPPER I SEE YOU HAVE A PHONE WITH A TINY SCREEN.

THAT MUST BE EMBARRASSING COMPARED TO MY ENORMOUS PHONE.

IS IT EXPENSIVE?

IT PAID OFF MY MORTGAGE BY MINING BITCOINS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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