Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th March 2014

Dilbert//9098, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 13th March 2014

Tags

competition (psychology) pride a-b testing traffic to site most effective search terms wingless skunk junkyard sbnack planned injury topper

Official transcript

Coworker: I did A-B testing and found the search terms that bring the most people to our site. The most effective search terms are "wingless skunk,"

"junkyard snack,"

and "planned injury."

Topper: Well, duh! You could have just asked me. Topper

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DID A -B TESTING AND FOUND THE SEARCH TERMS THAT BRING THE MOST PEOPLE TO OUR SITE.

THE MOST EFFECTIVE SEARCH TERMS ARE "WINGLESS SKUNK." "JUNKYARD SNACK," AND "PLANNED INJURY." TOPPER WELL, DUH!

YOU COULD HAVE JUST ASKED ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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