Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th March 2014

Dilbert//9100, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 15th March 2014

Tags

internet & world wide web power (social sciences) slaves a-b testing manipulate humans orange button mindless puppets legality

Official transcript

Dogbert: Buwhahaha! I'm using A-B testing to manipulate irrational humans! Bend to my will and choose the orange button, you mindless click-puppets! Dilbert: And this is legal? Dogbert: I own you now!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

UWHAHAHA!

I'M USING A-B TESTING TO MANIPULATE IRRATIONAL HUMANS!

BEND TO MY WILL AND CHOOSE THE ORANGE BUTTON, YOU MINDLESS CLICK-PUPPETS!

AND THIS IS LEGAL?

I OWN YOU NOW!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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