Back to today

Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 16th March 2014

Dilbert//9101, first published twelve years ago on Sunday 16th March 2014


Tags

internet & world wide web movies clever video create video internet go viral marketing experts engineer more passion loser attitude viral video entertainment technology engineering


Official transcript

Boss: I want you to create a clever video about our product for the Internet. But make sure it goes viral or you're a total failure. Dilbert: No one can predict what goes viral. Marketing experts fail at this sort of thing 99% of the time. I'm an engineer with no relevant skills for this assignment. Boss: Maybe you could succeed if you had more passion. Dilbert: Gaaa!!! I need a rational boss, not passion! Boss: That's sort of a loser attitude. Asok: Hey, my video is going viral!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WANT YOU TO CREATE A CLEVER VIDEO ABOUT OUR PRODUCT FOR THE INTERNET.

BUT MAKE SURE IT GOES VIRAL OR YOU'RE A TOTAL FAILURE.

NO ONE CAN PREDICT WHAT GOES VIRAL.

MARKETING EXPERTS FAIL AT THIS SORT OF THING 99% OF THE TIME.

I'M AN ENGINEER WITH NO RELEVANT SKILLS FOR THIS ASSIGNMENT.

MAYBE YOU COULD SUCCEED IF YOU HAD MORE PASSION.

GAAA!!! I NEED A RATIONAL BOSS, NOT PASSION!

THAT'S SORT OF A LOSER ATTITUDE.

HEY, MY VIDEO IS GOING VIRAL!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Marketing Experts Fail"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2004, revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, who is seeking to create a viral video for their product. The boss's approach is unorthodox, and his attempts at creating a viral video are met with failure. The comic strip highlights the challenges of creating a viral video and the importance of understanding what makes content go viral. It also pokes fun at the idea that marketing experts can predict what will go viral, suggesting that it's often a matter of luck rather than skill. Overall, the comic strip provides a humorous take on the challenges of creating engaging online content.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct


Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.

Jokes and Humour
Get your Dilbert fix on paper
  • What Do You Call a Sociopath in a Cubicle?: Answer : A Coworker : A Dilbert Book by Scott Adams

  • Your Accomplishments Are Suspiciously Hard to Verify (Dilbert) by Scott Adams

    • Dilbert: Thriving on Vague Objectives by Scott Adams

    • Always Postpone Meetings With Time Wasting Morons: A Dilbert Book by Scott Adams

Search the Dilbert Archives