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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th March 2014

Dilbert//9102, first published twelve years ago on Monday 17th March 2014


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work ethic brain wash company profits more imprtant employers engagement 12 hour days work for money


Official transcript

Catbert: I'm going to brainwash you to believe company profits are more important than your health. It's called "employee engagement,"

and it will make you work 12-hour days while thinking you enjoy every minute of it. Dilbert: Can I just work for money? Catbert: Why are you being a jerk about this?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IM GOING TO BRAINWASH YOU TO BELIEVE COMPANY PROFITS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR HEALTH.

IT'S CALLED "EMPLOYEE ENGAGEMENT," AND IT WILL MAKE YOU WORK 12-HOUR DAYS WHILE THINKING YOU ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT.

CAN I JUST WORK FOR MONEY?

WHY ARE YOU BEING A JERK ABOUT THIS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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