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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st March 2014

Dilbert//9106, first published twelve years ago on Friday 21st March 2014


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telecommunication lines work ethic studies show telecommunters survey people lying weasles level of awareness


Official transcript

Wally: You should let me work at home a few days per week because studies show that telecommuters put in more hours. Boss: How do they study that sort of thing? Wally: They survey people who work at home. Boss: What if those people are lying weasels? Wally: I wasn't counting on this level of awareness.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU SHOULD LET ME WORK AT HOME A FEW DAYS PER WEEK BECAUSE STUDIES SHOW THAT TELECOMMUTERS PUT IN MORE HOURS.

HOW DO THEY STUDY THAT SORT OF THING?

THEY SURVEY PEOPLE WHO WORK AT HOME.

WHAT IF THOSE PEOPLE ARE LYING WEASELS?

I WASN'T COUNTING ON THIS LEVEL OF AWARENESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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