Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd March 2014

Dilbert//9107, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 22nd March 2014

Tags

anxiety employees hiring and budget problem perfromance review three people will resign slightest criticism pre google thinking business

Official transcript

Alice: Before we start my performance review, I should remind you that it would take three people to replace me. And I will resign at the slightest criticism, leaving you with a huge hiring and budget problem. Boss: This was supposed to make you nervous, not me. Alice: That think is so pre-Google.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BEFORE WE START MY PERFORMANCE REVIEW, I SHOULD REMIND YOU THAT IT WOULD TAKE THREE PEOPLE TO REPLACE ME.

AND I WILL RESIGN AT THE SLIGHTEST CRITICISM, LEAVING YOU WITH A HUGE HIRING AND BUDGET PROBLEM.

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU NERVOUS, NOT ME.

THAT THINKING IS SO PRE- GOOGLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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