Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th March 2014

Dilbert//9109, first published twelve years ago on Monday 24th March 2014

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conversation potato worlds worst conversationalist russet

Official transcript

Coworker: Did I tell you about the time I saw a potato? Asok: We are being assaulted by the world's worst conversationalist. Coworker: It was a russet! Asok: Help! Help! Help!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I SAW A POTATO?

WE ARE BEING ASSAULTED BY THE WORLD'S WORST CONVERSATIONALIST.

IT WAS A RUSSET!

HELP!

HELP!

HELP!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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