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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th March 2014

Dilbert//9109, first published twelve years ago on Monday 24th March 2014


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conversation potato worlds worst conversationalist russet


Official transcript

Coworker: Did I tell you about the time I saw a potato? Asok: We are being assaulted by the world's worst conversationalist. Coworker: It was a russet! Asok: Help! Help! Help!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I SAW A POTATO?

WE ARE BEING ASSAULTED BY THE WORLD'S WORST CONVERSATIONALIST.

IT WAS A RUSSET!

HELP!

HELP!

HELP!

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The World's Worst Conversationalist"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and witty remarks.
  • In this particular strip, Dilbert is engaged in a conversation with his coworkers.
  • One coworker asks him about the time he saw a potato, and Dilbert responds by saying that they are being assaulted by the world's worst conversationalist.
  • The coworker is confused and asks for clarification, but Dilbert simply says, "It was a russet!"
  • The coworker is shocked and exclaims, "Help!" as if Dilbert has just committed a crime.
  • The strip ends with Dilbert looking smug and satisfied with himself, while his coworker looks on in confusion and frustration.

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