Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th March 2014

Dilbert//9110, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 25th March 2014

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boredom conversation plantkiller data kill plants office plants

Official transcript

Alice: Hey, plantkiller, do you have the ata I asked for? Coworker: Plantkiller? Who calls me that? Alice: Everyone does. Your stories are so boring that you kill all office plants within earshot. Give me a hand signal when you're done. Coworker: This reminds me of the time I took the stairs.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, PLANTKILLER, DO YOU HAVE THE DATA I ASKED FOR?

PLANTKILLER?

WHO CALLS ME THAT?

EVERYONE DOES.

YOUR STORIES ARE SO BORING THAT YOU KILL ALL OFFICE PLANTS WITHIN EARSHOT.

GIVE ME A HAND SIGNAL WHEN YOU'RE DONE.

THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I TOOK THE STAIRS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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