Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd April 2014

Dilbert//9119, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 3rd April 2014

Tags

avoiding, employees, frustration, managers & supervisors, nothing going right, avoid, business

Official transcript

Boss: Uh-oh. Alice: Guess what's going right for me today. Nothing!!! Boss: I usually do a better job of avoiding them when they have problems.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GUESS WHAT'S GOING RIGHT FOR ME TODAY.

NOTHING!!!

I USUALLY DO A BETTER JOB OF AVOIDING THEM WHEN THEY HAVE PROBLEMS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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