Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd April 2014

Dilbert//9118, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 2nd April 2014

Tags

avarice, deception, money, online marketplace, dumb criminals, bitcoins, ka ching ka ching

Official transcript

Dogbert: I started an online marketplace for dumb criminals. As soon as I get enought users, I'll steal all of their bitcoins. Bushahahaha! Dilbert: Is this morally defensible? Dogbert: Here's my argument: Ka-ching! Ka-ching!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I STARTED AN ONLINE MARKETPLACE FOR DUMB CRIMINALS AS SOON AS I GET ENOUGH USERS, I'LL STEAL ALL OF THEIR BITCOINS.

BUWHAHAHAHA!

IS THIS MORALLY DEFENSIBLE?

HERE'S MY ARGUMENT: KA-CHING!

KA-CHING!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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