Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd April 2014

Dilbert//9118, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 2nd April 2014

Tags

avarice, deception, money, online marketplace, dumb criminals, bitcoins, ka ching ka ching

Official transcript

Dogbert: I started an online marketplace for dumb criminals. As soon as I get enought users, I'll steal all of their bitcoins. Bushahahaha! Dilbert: Is this morally defensible? Dogbert: Here's my argument: Ka-ching! Ka-ching!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I STARTED AN ONLINE MARKETPLACE FOR DUMB CRIMINALS AS SOON AS I GET ENOUGH USERS, I'LL STEAL ALL OF THEIR BITCOINS.

BUWHAHAHAHA!

IS THIS MORALLY DEFENSIBLE?

HERE'S MY ARGUMENT: KA-CHING!

KA-CHING!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Bitcoin Heist"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head, sitting at his desk in an office. He is engaged in a conversation with Dogbert, his sarcastic and cynical dog.

Scene 1:

Dilbert announces that he has started an online marketplace for "dumb criminals." Dogbert responds with a sarcastic remark, implying that Dilbert is also a dumb criminal.

Scene 2:

Dilbert reveals his plan to steal all of his users' Bitcoins, a digital currency. Dogbert is amused by this idea and asks if it is morally defensible. Dilbert responds with a laugh, indicating that he does not care about the ethics of his actions.

Scene 3:

Dogbert asks if Dilbert's plan is "ka-ching!" (a reference to the sound of money being made). Dilbert responds with another laugh, suggesting that he is motivated by greed.

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of using technology to facilitate illegal activities and the lack of moral accountability that can come with it. It also highlights the humorous dynamic between Dilbert and Dogbert, who often engage in witty banter and absurd conversations.

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