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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th April 2014

Dilbert//9124, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 8th April 2014


Tags

injured ceo, rolex watches, steamer trunk, freak accident, helicopter, yacht, company ceo, time flys, having funds, intern, comments, company, employees, office gossip, business


Official transcript

Boss: Our CEO was injured when a steamer trunk full of Rolex watches fell out of his luggage helicopter and landed on his yacht. Asok: They say time flies then you're having funds. Alice; Out intern is growing up so fast. Asok: The walk-off is what sells it!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR CEO WAS INJURED WHEN A STEAMER TRUNK FULL OF ROLEX WATCHES FELL OUT OF HIS LUGGAGE HELICOPTER AND LANDED ON HIS YACHT.

THEY SAY TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUNDS.

OUR INTERN IS GROWING UP SO FAST.

THE WALK-OFF IS WHAT SELLS IT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Time Flies"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in, features a humorous exchange between the CEO and a group of employees.

Panel 1:

  • The CEO is injured when his helicopter's luggage compartment falls out and lands on his yacht.
  • The CEO's comment: "Our CEO was injured when a steamer trunk full of Rolex watches fell out of his luggage helicopter and landed on his yacht."

Panel 2:

  • The employees' response: "They say time flies when you're having funds."
  • The CEO's reaction: "Our intern is growing up so fast. The walk-off is what sells it!"

Key Takeaways:

  • The comic strip pokes fun at the CEO's extravagant lifestyle and the employees' witty remark about time flying when one has funds.
  • The punchline about the intern growing up and the walk-off selling it adds to the humor and lighthearted tone of the strip.

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