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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th April 2014

Dilbert//9124, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 8th April 2014


Tags

injured ceo, rolex watches, steamer trunk, freak accident, helicopter, yacht, company ceo, time flys, having funds, intern, comments, company, employees, office gossip, business


Official transcript

Boss: Our CEO was injured when a steamer trunk full of Rolex watches fell out of his luggage helicopter and landed on his yacht. Asok: They say time flies then you're having funds. Alice; Out intern is growing up so fast. Asok: The walk-off is what sells it!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR CEO WAS INJURED WHEN A STEAMER TRUNK FULL OF ROLEX WATCHES FELL OUT OF HIS LUGGAGE HELICOPTER AND LANDED ON HIS YACHT.

THEY SAY TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUNDS.

OUR INTERN IS GROWING UP SO FAST.

THE WALK-OFF IS WHAT SELLS IT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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