Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th April 2014

Dilbert//9125, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 9th April 2014

Tags

acting ceo, rolex accident, power crazed, obliterated human decency, abuse of power, furry friend

Official transcript

Catbert: The board wants you to be our acting CEO until our regular CEO recovers from his Rolex accident. Boss: Buwhahaha!!! The power has gone to my head and obliterated my last crumb of human decency! Catbert: You're creeping me out. Boss: I'm going to buff my shoes with you, my furry friend.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE BOARD WANTS YOU TO BE OUR ACTING CEO UNTIL OUR REGULAR CEO RECOVERS FROM HIS ROLEX ACCIDENT.

BUWHAHAHA!!!

THE POWER HAS GONE TO MY HEAD AND OBLITERATED MY LAST CRUMB OF HUMAN DECENCY!

YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT.

I'M GOING TO BUFF MY SHOES WITH YOU, MY FURRY FRIEND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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