Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th April 2014

Dilbert//9134, first published twelve years ago on Friday 18th April 2014

Tags

conversation, origin story, company, need, various things, clear, boss, request, office, request secretary, write up story, business

Official transcript

Boss; Tina, I need you to write a company "Origin Story."

All the cool companies have them. Tina: Why? Boss: Why? Well, for starters, we need it for various things and so on. I don't think I can be any clearer. Tina: I don't think you can, either.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TINA, I NEED YOU TO WRITE A COMPANY "ORIGIN STORY." ALL THE COOL COMPANIES HAVE THEM.

WHY?

WHY? WELL, FOR STARTERS, WE NEED IT FOR VARIOUS THINGS.

AND SO ON I DON'T THINK I CAN BE ANY CLEARER I DON'T THINK YOU CAN EITHER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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