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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th April 2014

Dilbert//9133, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 17th April 2014


Tags

interviews, human resources, random statements, ostriches eye, bigger than brain, randomness, confession, job interview, approved questions, business


Official transcript

Boss: I'm only allowed to ask interview questions that have been approved by Human Resources. And they haven't approved any yet. So all I can do is make random statements. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Interviewee: So is mine!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M ONLY ALLOWED TO ASK INTERVIEW QUESTIONS THAT HAVE BEEN APPROVED BY HUMAN RESOURCES.

AND THEY HAVEN'T APPROVED ANY YET.

SO ALL I CAN DO IS MAKE RANDOM STATEMENTS.

AN OSTRICH'S EYE IS BIGGER THAN ITS BRAIN 50 IS MINE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "So Is Mine!" and features a conversation between two men in a business setting. The first man asks the second man to ask interview questions that have been approved by human resources, but the second man responds by saying he hasn't approved any yet and can only make random statements. The second man then says an ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain, and the first man replies that so is mine.

Key Points:

  • The comic strip is a humorous take on the typical interview process.
  • It pokes fun at the idea of asking scripted questions and the lack of creativity in the interview process.
  • The use of an ostrich's eye as a comparison is an unexpected and absurd twist.
  • The comic strip highlights the absurdity of the situation and the lack of creativity in the interview process.

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