Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th April 2014

Dilbert//9133, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 17th April 2014

Tags

interviews, human resources, random statements, ostriches eye, bigger than brain, randomness, confession, job interview, approved questions, business

Official transcript

Boss: I'm only allowed to ask interview questions that have been approved by Human Resources. And they haven't approved any yet. So all I can do is make random statements. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Interviewee: So is mine!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M ONLY ALLOWED TO ASK INTERVIEW QUESTIONS THAT HAVE BEEN APPROVED BY HUMAN RESOURCES.

AND THEY HAVEN'T APPROVED ANY YET.

SO ALL I CAN DO IS MAKE RANDOM STATEMENTS.

AN OSTRICH'S EYE IS BIGGER THAN ITS BRAIN 50 IS MINE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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