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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st April 2014

Dilbert//9137, first published twelve years ago on Monday 21st April 2014


Tags

big business, money, obliviousness, travel budget, business travel, long term profitability, budget frozen


Official transcript

Boss: The travel budget is frozen so we can meet our income estimates for this quarter. Dilbert: Is that because all business travel is a waste of time or because we no longer care about long-term profitability? Take as long as you need. Boss: Um...

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE TRAVEL BUDGET IS FROZEN SO WE CAN MEET OUR INCOME ESTIMATES FOR THIS QUARTER IS THAT BECAUSE ALL BUSINESS TRAVEL IS A WASTE OF TIME OR BECAUSE WE NO LONGER CARE ABOUT LONG-TERM PROFITABILITY?

TAKE AS LONG AS YOU NEED.

UM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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