Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th April 2014

Dilbert//9142, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 26th April 2014

Tags

dilbert, introductions, name recall, memory, remember imporatance, forgetful, insignificant

Official transcript

Randy: Hey, Dilbert. We met last week. Dilbert: We did? I only try to remember things that might be important. Everything else I flush. Randy: My name is Randy. Dilbert: *flush*

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, DILBERT.

WE MET LAST WEEK.

WE DID?

I ONLY TRY TO REMEMBER THINGS THAT MIGHT BE IMPORTANT. EVERYTHING ELSE I FLUSH.

MY NAME IS RANDY.

FLUSH

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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