Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th April 2014

Dilbert//9141, first published twelve years ago on Friday 25th April 2014

Tags

can't memorize names, handshake, simultaneously, names, introductions

Official transcript

Randy: Hi. I'm Randy. Dilbert: I can't memorize names and shake hands at the same time. Randy: It's Randy. Dilbert; Don't even bother. Seriously.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HI. I'M RANDY.

I CAN'T MEMORIZE NAMES AND SHAKE HANDS AT THE SAME TIME.

IT'S RANDY.

DON'T EVEN BOTHER.

SERIOUSLY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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