Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th April 2014

Dilbert//9144, first published twelve years ago on Monday 28th April 2014

Tags

business people, work ethic, new line, products, business plan, good track record, useful, accurate, make up numbers

Official transcript

Boss: I need you to write a business plan for our new line of products. Dilbert: Is that because business plans have a good track record of being useful and accurate? Boss: No, it's nothing like that. Dilbert: Good, because I plan to make up all of the numbers.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO WRITE A BUSINESS PLAN FOR OUR NEW LINE OF PRODUCTS.

IS THAT BECAUSE BUSINESS PLANS HAVE A GOOD TRACK RECORD OF BEING USEFUL AND ACCURATE?

NO, IT'S GOOD, NOTHING BECAUSE LIKE THAT. I PLAN TO MAKE UP ALL OF THE NUMBERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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