Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th April 2014

Dilbert//9145, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 29th April 2014

Tags

business people, business plan, corporate dysfunction, dishonesty, incompetence, longer, lumbering monument, seeking feedback, more of the same

Official transcript

Dilbert: I had a question about your feedback on my business plan. You called it a "lumbering monument to incompetence, dishonesty and corporate dysfunction."

Alice: What's your question? Dilbert: Do you think it should be longer?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAD A QUESTION ABOUT YOUR FEEDBACK ON MY BUSINESS PLAN.

YOU CALLED IT A "LUMBERING MONUMENT TO INCOMPETENCE, DISHONESTY AND CORPORATE DYSFUNCTION." WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION?

DO YOU THINK IT SHOULD BE LONGER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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