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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th April 2014

Dilbert//9145, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 29th April 2014


Tags

business people, business plan, corporate dysfunction, dishonesty, incompetence, longer, lumbering monument, seeking feedback, more of the same


Official transcript

Dilbert: I had a question about your feedback on my business plan. You called it a "lumbering monument to incompetence, dishonesty and corporate dysfunction."

Alice: What's your question? Dilbert: Do you think it should be longer?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HAD A QUESTION ABOUT YOUR FEEDBACK ON MY BUSINESS PLAN.

YOU CALLED IT A "LUMBERING MONUMENT TO INCOMPETENCE, DISHONESTY AND CORPORATE DYSFUNCTION." WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION?

DO YOU THINK IT SHOULD BE LONGER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Lumbering Monument to Incompetence"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, engaging in a conversation with his female coworker.

  • Panel 1: The coworker asks Dilbert about his feedback on her business plan.
  • Panel 2: Dilbert responds by calling it a "lumbering monument to incompetence, dishonesty, and corporate dysfunction."
  • Panel 3: The coworker inquires about the length of Dilbert's response.
  • Panel 4: Dilbert remarks, "Do you think it should be longer?"

The comic strip humorously portrays the coworker's frustration with Dilbert's lengthy and critical feedback, while also highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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