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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st May 2014

Dilbert//9147, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 1st May 2014


Tags

managers & supervisors, investor meeting, emailed, powerpoint slide, dumbed down, technical stuff, non engineers, it be good, no questions, business


Official transcript

Dilbert: I emailed you the PowerPoint slide for your investor meeting. I dumbed down the technical stuff for you non-engineers. Boss: "Technology: It Be Good."

Dilbert: I wouldn't take questions.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I EMAILED YOU THE POWERPOINT SLIDE FOR YOUR INVESTOR MEETING.

I DUMBED DOWN THE TECHNICAL STUFF FOR YOU NON-ENGINEERS.

"TECHNOLOGY: IT BE GOOD." I WOULDN'T TAKE QUESTIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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