Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 2nd May 2014

Dilbert//9148, first published twelve years ago on Friday 2nd May 2014

Tags

deception, work ethic, on time, under budget, beleievable, working smoothly

Official transcript

Wally: My project is coming along great. Everything is on time and under budget. Boss: Do you really expect me to believe that everything you're working on is going smoothly? Wally: No, but apparently you believe I work, and I didn't see that coming either.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PROJECT IS COMING ALONG GREAT. EVERYTHING IS ON TIME AND UNDER BUDGET.

DO YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT EVERYTHING YOU'RE WORKING ON IS GOING SMOOTHLY?

NO, BUT APPARENTLY YOU BELIEVE I WORK, AND I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING EITHER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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