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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd May 2014

Dilbert//9149, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 3rd May 2014


Tags

magician, press agents, pubilcity, famous magician, fired, stayed in swear, rats for month


Official transcript

Dilbert: Your last job was doing publicity for a famous magician. Why did you leave. Interviewee: My boss fired me after the trick where he stayed in a sewer full of rats for a month. Dilbert: I didn't hear about that. Interviewee: I forgot to tell anyone it was happening.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR LAST JOB WAS DOING PUBLICITY FOR A FAMOUS MAGICIAN.

WHY DID YOU LEAVE?

MY BOSS FIRED ME AFTER THE TRICK WHERE HE STAYED IN A SEWER FULL OF RATS FOR A MONTH.

I DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT THAT.

I FORGOT TO TELL ANYONE IT WAS HAPPENING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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