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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th May 2014

Dilbert//9151, first published twelve years ago on Monday 5th May 2014


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managers & supervisors, mathematics, work ethic, work time, donate, 1% work time, charitable cause, 110% to job, learn math, asking employess, business


Official transcript

Boss: Our CEO has asked each of us to donate 1% of our work time to a charitable cause. Dilbert: Last week you told us to give 110% to our work. Does this mean we can back off to 109%? Boss: No, you should give 110% to everything you do. Dilbert: Maybe my charitable cause could be helping you learn math.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR CEO HAS ASKED EACH OF US TO DONATE 1% OF OUR WORK TIME TO A CHARITABLE CAUSE.

LAST WEEK YOU TOLD US TO GIVE 110% TO OUR WORK. DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN BACK OFF TO 109%?

NO, YOU SHOULD GIVE 110% TO EVERYTHING YOU DO.

MAYBE MY CHARITABLE CAUSE COULD BE HELPING YOU LEARN MATH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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