Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th May 2014

Dilbert//9152, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 6th May 2014

Tags

charitable organizations, corporate charity, deception, no boss fooled, teaching interview techniques, trained umemployed, work ethic, job skill

Official transcript

Wally: Last week, I did my corporate charity work by teaching unemployed people how to interview for jobs. Boss: Don't they also need job skills? Wally: Nah. I taught them how to look busy. Boss: No boss will be fooled by that. Wally: Do you believe I trained unemployed people last week?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LAST WEEK, I DID MY CORPORATE CHARITY WORK BY TEACHING UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE HOW TO INTERVIEW FOR JOBS.

DON'T THEY ALSO NEED JOB SKILLS?

NAH. I TAUGHT THEM HOW TO LOOK BUSY.

NO BOSS WILL BE FOOLED BY THAT.

DO YOU BELIEVE I TRAINED UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE LAST WEEK?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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