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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th May 2014

Dilbert//9152, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 6th May 2014


Tags

charitable organizations, corporate charity, deception, no boss fooled, teaching interview techniques, trained umemployed, work ethic, job skill


Official transcript

Wally: Last week, I did my corporate charity work by teaching unemployed people how to interview for jobs. Boss: Don't they also need job skills? Wally: Nah. I taught them how to look busy. Boss: No boss will be fooled by that. Wally: Do you believe I trained unemployed people last week?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

LAST WEEK, I DID MY CORPORATE CHARITY WORK BY TEACHING UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE HOW TO INTERVIEW FOR JOBS.

DON'T THEY ALSO NEED JOB SKILLS?

NAH. I TAUGHT THEM HOW TO LOOK BUSY.

NO BOSS WILL BE FOOLED BY THAT.

DO YOU BELIEVE I TRAINED UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE LAST WEEK?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Teaching Unemployment Skills"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at a table with a group of people. He is dressed in a suit and tie, while the others wear casual clothing.

The conversation begins with Dilbert stating that he did his corporate charity work by teaching unemployed people how to interview for jobs. However, he is met with skepticism by the group, who question his qualifications for teaching job skills. One of them asks if he has any experience in the field, to which Dilbert responds that he taught them how to look busy.

The conversation takes a turn when one of the individuals asks if Dilbert believes he trained unemployed people last week. Dilbert's response is cryptic, saying "no boss will be fooled by that." The comic strip ends with a sense of irony and ambiguity, leaving the reader to ponder the meaning behind Dilbert's words.

Key Takeaways:

  • Dilbert's attempt to teach job skills to the unemployed is met with skepticism.
  • The group questions his qualifications and experience in the field.
  • Dilbert's response is cryptic, leaving the reader to interpret his meaning.
  • The comic strip ends with a sense of irony and ambiguity.

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