Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th May 2014

Dilbert//9153, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 7th May 2014

Tags

correct data, incorrect data, interactions with boss, questioning, totally accurate, desk, computer, office, technology

Official transcript

Boss: Are you sure the data you gave me is correct? Dilbert: I've been giving you incorrect data for years. This is the first time you've asked. Boss: What? Dilbert: I said the data is totally accurate.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE YOU SURE THE DATA YOU GAVE ME IS CORRECT?

IVE BEEN GIVING YOU INCORRECT DATA FOR YEARS. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOUVE ASKED.

WHAT?

I SAID THE DATA IS TOTALLY ACCURATE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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