Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th May 2014

Dilbert//9158, first published twelve years ago on Monday 12th May 2014

Tags

frustration, vacations, work harder, no vacation, boss, time off, employee

Official transcript

Dilbert: Can I take my vacation next week? Boss: Fine. Just work twice as hard this week to get everything done before you leave. Dilbert: In that case, I prefer not taking a vacation at all. Boss: It's starting to look as if nothing can make you happy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN I TAKE MY VACATION NEXT WEEK?

FINE. JUST WORK TWICE AS HARD THIS WEEK TO GET EVERYTHING DONE BEFORE YOU LEAVE.

IN THAT CASE, I PREFER NOT TAKING A VACATION AT ALL.

IT'S STARTING TO LOOK AS IF NOTHING CAN MAKE YOU HAPPY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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