Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th May 2014

Dilbert//9160, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 14th May 2014

Tags

ability to focus, painful, rewired brain, thinking, change topic

Official transcript

Wally: The distractions of the digital age have rewired my brain and ruined my ability to focus. Now I find it painful to dwell on any topic for longer than five seconds. Boss: Let's talk about this. Wally: No-o-o! Change the topic!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE DISTRACTIONS OF THE DIGITAL AGE HAVE REWIRED MY BRAIN AND RUINED MY ABILITY TO FOCUS.

NOW I FIND IT PAINFUL TO DWELL ON ANY TOPIC FOR LONGER THAN FIVE SECONDS.

LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS.

NO-0-0!

CHANGE THE TOPIC!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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