Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th May 2014

Dilbert//9161, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 15th May 2014

Tags

dating, time travel, date cyborgs, time travelrs, from future, less flattering guess, relationships

Official transcript

Woman: I don't date cyborgs. Dilbert: I'm not a cyborg. Yet. Woman: I don't date time travelers from the future. Dilbert; I'm not a time traveler. Woman: My third guess is less flattering. Dilbert: I'm a time traveler.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T DATE CYBORGS.

I'M NOT A CYBORG.

YET.

I DON'T DATE TIME TRAVELERS FROM THE FUTURE.

IM NOT A TIME TRAVELER.

MY THIRD GUESS IS LESS FLATTERING.

IM A TIME TRAVELER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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