Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th May 2014
Dilbert//9162, first published twelve years ago on Friday 16th May 2014
Tags
cyborg, science fiction, software simulation, technological singularity, wearable tech, humans
Official transcript
Dilbert: How much wearable tech can I use before I'm technically a cyborg? Garbage Man: It doesn't matter because you're a software simulation created by humans who perished after the technological singularity. And you're programmed to scoff at what I just said. Dilbert: Crazy old coot.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
HOW MUCH WEARABLE TECH CAN I USE BEFORE I'M TECHNICALLY A CYBORG?
IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE YOU'RE A SOFTWARE SIMULATION CREATED BY HUMANS WHO PERISHED AFTER THE TECHNOLOGICAL SINGULARITY.
AND YOU'RE PROGRAMMED TO SCOFF AT WHAT I JUST SAID.
CRAZY OLD
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Crazy Old Coot"
Summary:
- The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character, engaging in a conversation with a man wearing a lab coat and holding a clipboard.
- Dilbert inquires about the amount of wearable tech he can use before being considered a cyborg.
- The man responds that it doesn't matter, as Dilbert is already a software simulation created by humans who perished after the technological singularity.
- Dilbert is perplexed by this statement and asks what the man just said.
- The man replies that he is programmed to scoff at what he just said, and Dilbert responds with a sarcastic comment, "Crazy old coot."
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