Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th May 2014

Dilbert//9162, first published twelve years ago on Friday 16th May 2014

Tags

cyborg, science fiction, software simulation, technological singularity, wearable tech, humans

Official transcript

Dilbert: How much wearable tech can I use before I'm technically a cyborg? Garbage Man: It doesn't matter because you're a software simulation created by humans who perished after the technological singularity. And you're programmed to scoff at what I just said. Dilbert: Crazy old coot.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW MUCH WEARABLE TECH CAN I USE BEFORE I'M TECHNICALLY A CYBORG?

IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE YOU'RE A SOFTWARE SIMULATION CREATED BY HUMANS WHO PERISHED AFTER THE TECHNOLOGICAL SINGULARITY.

AND YOU'RE PROGRAMMED TO SCOFF AT WHAT I JUST SAID.

CRAZY OLD

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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