Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th May 2014

Dilbert//9172, first published twelve years ago on Monday 26th May 2014

Tags

business ethics, crimes, mobile (cell) phones, large screen smartphone, stealing, life of crime, chosen lifestyle

Official transcript

Boss: You have a large-screen smartphone, and yet you don't work while walking from one place to another. That's like stealing from the company. Dilbert: I didn't realize I had chose a life of crime. Dogbert: And you're not even doing it right.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU HAVE A LARGE- SCREEN SMARTPHONE, AND YET YOU DON'T WORK WHILE WALKING FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER.

THAT'S LIKE STEALING FROM THE COMPANY.

I DIDN'T REALIZE I HAD CHOSEN A LIFE OF CRIME.

AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN DOING IT RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Theft of Time"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, where Dilbert complains about not being able to work while walking from one place to another due to having a large-screen smartphone.
• The boss responds by saying that this is like stealing from the company, as Dilbert is not doing his job correctly.
• Dilbert realizes that he has chosen a life of crime and is not even doing it right.

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