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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th May 2014

Dilbert//9173, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 27th May 2014


Tags

environmental issues, batteries discarded, landfill, janitor, trash, garbage, recycle


Official transcript

Boss: For environmental reasons, all used batteries must be discarded in the special receptacle in the break room. When it's full, the janitor will dump it into the regular trash and take it to the landfill. Dilbert: Maybe we could ask him not to. Boss: No one know what language he speaks.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

FOR ENVIRONMENTAL REASONS, ALL USED BATTERIES MUST BE DISCARDED IN THE SPECIAL RECEPTACLE IN THE BREAK ROOM.

WHEN IT'S FULL, THE JANITOR WILL DUMP IT INTO THE REGULAR TRASH AND TAKE IT TO THE LANDFILL.

MAYBE WE COULD ASK HIM NOT TO.

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT LANGUAGE HE SPEAKS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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