Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th May 2014

Dilbert//9175, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 29th May 2014

Tags

complaining, poor mangement, missed gaols, 360 review, doing great, menat to say, back pedal

Official transcript

Boss: You missed all of your goals. Dilbert: Because of poor management. I'll go into more detail when I do my 360-degree review of you. Boss: I meant to say you're doing great. Dilbert: That's what I meant to say too.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU MISSED ALL OF YOUR GOALS.

BECAUSE OF POOR MANAGEMENT.

I'LL GO INTO MORE DETAIL WHEN I DO MY 360-DEGREE REVIEW OF YOU.

I MEANT TO SAY YOU'RE DOING GREAT.

THAT'S WHAT I MEANT TO SAY TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Review"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, sitting at a desk.
• He is being interviewed by a man who is holding a clipboard and wearing a suit.
• The interviewer asks Dilbert about his goals, and Dilbert responds that he missed all of them due to poor management.
• The interviewer then offers to do a 360-degree review of Dilbert, which Dilbert accepts.
• The interviewer concludes the interview by saying that he meant to say Dilbert was doing great, but instead said he was doing poorly.
• The comic strip is humorous and satirical, poking fun at the corporate world and the sometimes absurd nature of workplace interactions.

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