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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th May 2014

Dilbert//9175, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 29th May 2014


Tags

complaining, poor mangement, missed gaols, 360 review, doing great, menat to say, back pedal


Official transcript

Boss: You missed all of your goals. Dilbert: Because of poor management. I'll go into more detail when I do my 360-degree review of you. Boss: I meant to say you're doing great. Dilbert: That's what I meant to say too.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU MISSED ALL OF YOUR GOALS.

BECAUSE OF POOR MANAGEMENT.

I'LL GO INTO MORE DETAIL WHEN I DO MY 360-DEGREE REVIEW OF YOU.

I MEANT TO SAY YOU'RE DOING GREAT.

THAT'S WHAT I MEANT TO SAY TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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