Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th May 2014

Dilbert//9176, first published twelve years ago on Friday 30th May 2014

Tags

efficiency experts, medicines, more motivated, competetive, safe and natural, side effects, psychopathy, improved dating life, needle, injection

Official transcript

Boss: I found a quick way to make you more motivated and competitive. I know it's safe because it's all natural. The only known side effects are psychopathy and an improved dating life.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FOUND A QUICK WAY TO MAKE YOU MORE MOTIVATED AND COMPETITIVE.

I KNOW IT'S SAFE BECAUSE IT'S ALL NATURAL.

THE ONLY KNOWN SIDE EFFECTS ARE PSYCHOPATHY AND AN IMPROVED DATING LIFE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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