Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th May 2014

Dilbert//9176, first published twelve years ago on Friday 30th May 2014

Tags

efficiency experts, medicines, more motivated, competetive, safe and natural, side effects, psychopathy, improved dating life, needle, injection

Official transcript

Boss: I found a quick way to make you more motivated and competitive. I know it's safe because it's all natural. The only known side effects are psychopathy and an improved dating life.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FOUND A QUICK WAY TO MAKE YOU MORE MOTIVATED AND COMPETITIVE.

I KNOW IT'S SAFE BECAUSE IT'S ALL NATURAL.

THE ONLY KNOWN SIDE EFFECTS ARE PSYCHOPATHY AND AN IMPROVED DATING LIFE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Only Known Side Effects"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, and his boss. The boss, attempting to motivate Dilbert, suggests that he visit a psychiatrist. Dilbert's response is a clever play on words, as he points out that the only known side effects of psychopathy and an improved dating life are the very traits his boss is trying to encourage in him.

Key Points:

• Dilbert's boss tries to motivate him by suggesting a visit to a psychiatrist.
• Dilbert cleverly points out that the only known side effects of psychopathy and an improved dating life are the traits his boss is trying to encourage.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of using psychopathy as a means to improve one's dating life.

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