Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 31st May 2014

Dilbert//9177, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 31st May 2014

Tags

relations between the sexes, women, boss, injected, job performance drugs, jerk, kryptonite, evolution, physical attributes

Official transcript

Dilbert: our boss injected me with job performance enhancing drugs. Alice: Gaaa!!! Evolution has made me attracted to your physical attributes! Dilbert: I'm sort of a jerk now. Alice: Noooo! That's my kryptonite!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR BOSS INJECTED ME WITH JOB PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS.

???

GAAA!!!

EVOLUTION HAS MADE ME ATTRACTED TO YOUR PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES!

I'M SORT OF A JERK NOW.

NOOOO!

THAT'S MY KRYP- TONITE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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