Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 31st May 2014
Dilbert//9177, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 31st May 2014
Tags
relations between the sexes, women, boss, injected, job performance drugs, jerk, kryptonite, evolution, physical attributes
Official transcript
Dilbert: our boss injected me with job performance enhancing drugs. Alice: Gaaa!!! Evolution has made me attracted to your physical attributes! Dilbert: I'm sort of a jerk now. Alice: Noooo! That's my kryptonite!
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
OUR BOSS INJECTED ME WITH JOB PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS.
???
GAAA!!!
EVOLUTION HAS MADE ME ATTRACTED TO YOUR PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES!
I'M SORT OF A JERK NOW.
NOOOO!
THAT'S MY KRYP- TONITE!
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Job Perfor-mance Enhancing Drugs"
Summary:
The comic strip depicts a scene where a character, Dilbert, is injected with a performance-enhancing drug by his boss. The drug has an unexpected effect, causing Dilbert to become attracted to physical attributes. The strip is humorous and satirical, poking fun at the idea of using drugs to enhance job performance.
Key Elements:
- Dilbert's boss injects him with a performance-enhancing drug
- The drug causes Dilbert to become attracted to physical attributes
- The strip is humorous and satirical, commenting on the use of drugs in the workplace
- The title "Job Perfor-mance Enhancing Drugs" is a play on words, highlighting the absurdity of the situation
Overall:
The comic strip uses humor and satire to comment on the use of drugs in the workplace. It pokes fun at the idea of using performance-enhancing drugs to improve job performance, and highlights the potential risks and unintended consequences of such practices.
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