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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 31st May 2014

Dilbert//9177, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 31st May 2014


Tags

relations between the sexes, women, boss, injected, job performance drugs, jerk, kryptonite, evolution, physical attributes


Official transcript

Dilbert: our boss injected me with job performance enhancing drugs. Alice: Gaaa!!! Evolution has made me attracted to your physical attributes! Dilbert: I'm sort of a jerk now. Alice: Noooo! That's my kryptonite!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR BOSS INJECTED ME WITH JOB PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS.

???

GAAA!!!

EVOLUTION HAS MADE ME ATTRACTED TO YOUR PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES!

I'M SORT OF A JERK NOW.

NOOOO!

THAT'S MY KRYP- TONITE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Job Perfor-mance Enhancing Drugs"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a scene where a character, Dilbert, is injected with a performance-enhancing drug by his boss. The drug has an unexpected effect, causing Dilbert to become attracted to physical attributes. The strip is humorous and satirical, poking fun at the idea of using drugs to enhance job performance.

Key Elements:

  • Dilbert's boss injects him with a performance-enhancing drug
  • The drug causes Dilbert to become attracted to physical attributes
  • The strip is humorous and satirical, commenting on the use of drugs in the workplace
  • The title "Job Perfor-mance Enhancing Drugs" is a play on words, highlighting the absurdity of the situation

Overall:

The comic strip uses humor and satire to comment on the use of drugs in the workplace. It pokes fun at the idea of using performance-enhancing drugs to improve job performance, and highlights the potential risks and unintended consequences of such practices.

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