Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd June 2014

Dilbert//9179, first published twelve years ago on Monday 2nd June 2014

Tags

hypocrisy, managers & supervisors, wages, world records set, best employee, job performance, no raise, drug enhancing drugs, injected against will, leadership, business, money

Official transcript

Boss: You've set several world records for best employee job performance. But I can't give you a raise because you used job performance enhancing drugs. Dilbert: You injected me against my will. Boss: It would be leadership if you wanted to do it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUVE SET SEVERAL WORLD RECORDS FOR BEST EMPLOYEE JOB PERFORMANCE.

BUT I CAN'T GIVE YOU A RAISE BECAUSE YOU USED JOB PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS.

YOU IN- IT WOULDN T JECTED ME BE LEADER - AGAINST SHIP IF YOU MY WILL.

WANTED TO DO IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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