Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd June 2014

Dilbert//9180, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 3rd June 2014

Tags

disciplines, horns, injected, magic, spell remover, tail, work ethic, performance enhancing, drugs, boss injected

Official transcript

Dilbert: Our boss injected me with job performance enhancing drugs. Wally: Job performance be gone! Apparently, I can do that now. Asok: I must find more disciples.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR BOSS INJECTED ME WITH JOB PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS.

JOB PERFORMANCE BE GONE!

APPARENTLY, I CAN DO THAT NOW.

I MUST FIND MORE DISCIPLES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Job Performance"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, being injected with a drug by his boss to enhance his job performance.
• The boss claims that the drug will make Dilbert more productive and efficient, but Dilbert is skeptical.
• As the days go by, Dilbert becomes increasingly paranoid and aggressive, causing chaos in the office.
• Eventually, he is forced to seek help from a higher authority, leading to a humorous conclusion.
• The strip pokes fun at the corporate world and the absurdity of trying to improve job performance through unconventional means.

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