Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd June 2014

Dilbert//9180, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 3rd June 2014

Tags

disciplines, horns, injected, magic, spell remover, tail, work ethic, performance enhancing, drugs, boss injected

Official transcript

Dilbert: Our boss injected me with job performance enhancing drugs. Wally: Job performance be gone! Apparently, I can do that now. Asok: I must find more disciples.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR BOSS INJECTED ME WITH JOB PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS.

JOB PERFORMANCE BE GONE!

APPARENTLY, I CAN DO THAT NOW.

I MUST FIND MORE DISCIPLES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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