Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th June 2014

Dilbert//9184, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 7th June 2014

Tags

business people, engineers, skunks, spray perfumr, marketing, engineer, resist killing, terrific job, business, engineering

Official transcript

INTRODUCTIONS

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

INTRODUCTIONS MY NAME IS ALAN, AND MY JOB IN MARKETING IS TO SPRAY PERFUME ON SKUNKS.

I'M DILBERT. MY JOB AS AN ENGINEER IS TO RESIST KILLING ALAN.

YOU'RE DOING A TERRIFIC JOB.

STOP SPRAYING ME WITH PERFUME!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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