Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th June 2014

Dilbert//9185, first published twelve years ago on Sunday 8th June 2014

Tags

criminals, office workers, work ethic, cesspool, horrible office conditions, better choices, career criminal

Official transcript

Dilbert: What's your son doing here? Coworker: Today is 'Bring Your Kid To The Cesspool Day."

The idea is to show kids how horrible it is to work in an office. That way, they can make better choices and avoid a life like ours. Dilbert: Just out of curiosity, who told you this is "Bring Your Kid To The Cesspool Day?"

Coworker: Wally. Oh. Child: I've decided to become a career criminal. Dilbert: Good luck with all of that.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT'S YOUR SON DOING HERE?

TODAY IS "BRING YOUR KID TO THE CESSPOOL DAY." THE IDEA IS TO SHOW KIDS HOW HORRIBLE IT IS TO WORK IN AN OFFICE.

THAT WAY, THEY CAN MAKE BETTER CHOICES AND AVOID A LIFE LIKE OURS.

JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, WHO TOLD YOU THIS IS "BRING YOUR KID TO THE CESSPOOL DAY"?

WALLY.

IVE DECIDED A CAREER CRIMINAL.

GOOD LUCK WITH ALL OF THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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