Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th June 2014

Dilbert//9186, first published twelve years ago on Monday 9th June 2014

Tags

deception, work ethic, huge losses, stock up, big raise, similar system, lowering expectations, employee of the year, job perfromance

Official transcript

Wally: We announced huge losses, but analysts thought it would be even worse, so our stock went up. I'm using a similar system to get a big raise. For years I've been lowering everyone's expectations of my performance. Next I'll... I made a phone call today. Boss: Employee of the year!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE ANNOUNCED HUGE LOSSES, BUT ANALYSTS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EVEN WORSE, SO OUR STOCK WENT UP.

I'M USING A SIMILAR SYSTEM TO GET A BIG RAISE. FOR YEARS IVE BEEN LOWERING EVERYONE'S EXPECTATIONS OF MY PERFORMANCE.

NEXT ILL...

I MADE A PHONE CALL TODAY.

EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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