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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th June 2014

Dilbert//9189, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 12th June 2014


Tags

cruelty, abusive management, weakness, testosterone levels, worry


Official transcript

Dilbert: Abusive management has reduced my testosterone levels and left me feeling... Alice: Die, you dishrag! Die! Ha ha ha ha ha! Dilbert: No worries. Alice: I sensed weakness.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ABUSIVE MANAGEMENT HAS REDUCED MY TESTOSTERONE LEVELS AND LEFT ME FEELING...

DIE, YOU DISHRAG!

DIE! HA HA !

I SENSED WEAKNESS.

NO WORRIES

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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